Mis-used words

I hate people who use words, but they don't even know what they mean. Some things, like "thats what she said", "you don't say" and the almighty............"derp". Oh and of course "YOLO". It pisses me off every time someone screams "YOU DON'T SAY?!" at other's faces and they are using it wrongly. So for example I say: "You know polar bears fart if they eat ice cream?" then Aristotle would SHOUT at my damn face.. the same old "you don't say". HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE IT. He's just trying to be cool. Unsuccessfully. It already been noticeable that he's been over using this shit and just says it randomly.. from day 1. Okay so next time someone says something to me I'm just gonna say "THATS WHAT SHE SAID." and "COOL STORY... b*tch."
Also, Aristotle, (yeah hes such a philosopher lol) began swearing at people, and using a NEWLY INVENTED WORD. "F*cktard" What the Hell is a F*ckTard? Is it someone having sex... and is retarded? Bros, he must've some serious brain damage. I'm not trying to insult him. Quote RayWilliamJohnson: I'm just sayin'
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