Oh I'm so happy my brother wants so add me as a friend on Facebook. No, I'm not, I don't wanna. Like... we can just talk, like he's only 1 ROOM away from me? What does he want? A tbh? Ok so its gonna look like this:
tbh: Yeah so I'm your brother and... we met when you came out of our mother's THING and... hi.
Ok maybe he wants to stalk my pictures. MAYBE HE CAN JUST GO TO HIS CAMERA WHERE I STORE ALL MY PICTURES? AND WE SPEND ALL OUR HOLIDAYS TOGETHER, BRO.
OR MAYBE, he wants to chat with me. Hmmm, walking like 60 cm from your room to my room isn't that hard? Or you're just lazy? OR MAYBE, he wants to... I don't know, admire my picture on his friends list. Ew.
Every time I say I don't want to add him he just says "I'm so sad you don't wanna add me :(" YEAH I DON'T WANNA ADD YOU? YOU MAD BRO?
Best use of that ever.
I also love using the "your mom" jokes on him :3
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